Fine Dining in Chicago

“No, no, I’m serious. They’re actually very nutritious.”

“How could cockroaches possibly be nutritious?”

“Dude, trust me, I took food chemistry in college.”

“Fine, I’ll try it.”

“Oh my God, I can’t believe you just ate that. Do you have any idea where it’s been?”

“I’m going to kill you. That was way worse than that purple plant you had me eat and I had an allergic reaction to that.”

“Don’t worry, you can’t be allergic to cockroaches.”

“I’m going to put one of these in your next Twinkie.”

“Hey, that’s not fair.”