Pie

“I like pie.”

“Everyone likes pie. It’s one of those universal foods. If you don’t like pie, there’s something wrong with you.”

“I don’t like pie.”

“Me either. Cake is way better than pie.”

“Cake is too dry. Pie is so much better.”

“If your cake is dry, it’s bad cake.”

“There’s no such thing as bad pie.”

“So… who wants cookies?”