Stack

“That’s quite a stack of books you’ve got there.”

“Yeah, I’ve been going through my collection to organize them.”

“Why don’t you just get a bookshelf?”

“I have bookshelves, they’re just off them for the moment while I reorganize them. Then they’ll go back on the shelves.”

“It looks messy like this, you should put them back now.”

“But I’m organizing them.”

“I don’t care. I wouldn’t shop here if I saw it looking like this.”

“Shop here? This isn’t a bookstore, it’s my house. Who are you, anyway, and what are you doing in here?”