Climate Control

“Man, it’s cold in here. Can we turn on the heat?”

“Just put on some socks. That’ll keep you warm.”

“I already have socks on. Two pairs of socks.”

“Try a coat, then.”

“I’m wearing a thick shirt, a sweater, long pants, gloves, two pairs of socks and a bathrobe. I’m still cold. Why won’t you just turn on the heat?!”

“Just seems like a waste.”

“A waste? This is the exact reason heaters exist. To make life comfortable. Stop being so stingy!”