Fictional Conversations

Caffeine

“I’m almost done with the last problem. I’m just drinking a Red Bull first.”

“Why are you drinking a Red Bull?”

“I started to feel tired.”

“But you’re on the last problem. Why didn’t you just finish up the problem and go to sleep?”

“I can’t work when I’m tired. I only got three hours of sleep last night.”

“I thought you went to bed at 2.”

“Well, yeah, but I didn’t actually fall asleep until like 4 or 5.”

“Yikes, does that happen a lot?”

“Well, usually only after working on problem sets like these.”

“Let me guess, you drank a lot of Red Bull last night too.”

“Only because I was so tired and needed to get them done.”

“So it took you a while to fall asleep the night before, huh?”

“How’d you know that?”

“I’m just detecting a pattern.”

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