NOT AGAIN!

“POOKIE! Come here! Did you pee on my pillow?”

Umm… no.

“Well, who did, then?”

You?

“No, Pookie, I did not pee on my pillow.”

Maybe you just don’t remember.

“POOKIE!”

Well, I had to go.

“Why didn’t you just go on your puppy pad?”

Because my feet get wet!

“Oh, and they don’t get wet when you pee on my pillow?”

No, ’cause I wiped my feet on your sheet. Hey, can I have a treat?